I am getting really clumsy nowadays... is this the October breeze or the "spirit" of the thunder crab came upon me?
Yesterday while crossing the road and eating my mouth-watering ice cream, I slipped and fell. There were quite a number of pedestrians and I could hear their synchronised "aaahhhh". As I fell, I even kicked off one lady's sandals. At least my previous $2.80 ice cream was still in tact. My colleague was stunned and she tried to help me up. In the end, I asked her to hold my ice cream instead. Did I mention that Priscilla Tan was there as well? This woman, she was laughing at my misfortune and not helping me! What a friend!
Another day, I went to gym with shirls and we were running on the track mile. You can hear the consistent sound of our footsteps. As I was running, I became mis-focused and distracted (no.. there isn’t any muscular & gorgeous guy around) I missed my steps and as I was about to fall, I grabbed for the side handles and I tell you...I made so much noise!! From the sound of the consistent footstep to the loud "thumps". I could hear shirls gasped and from the reflection of the window, I could see all the people turning and looking at me.
Then not long ago, in the office I learnt a previous lesson. Never curse your pastor! I was at Shirls and Pris workstations and happily teasing Shirls and threatening to run away with her money. Without my knowledge, the cleaning auntie has "schemingly" placed a pail of the soap water at the corner of their workstation. Still teasing Shirls, I turned quickly and tripped over the pail of water. There was such a loud "bomp" as I kicked on to the pail. It sounded like an earthquake. I ended up sprawling on the floor with the spilled soap water...Everyone just ran out from their workstation and what a sight it must have been!
I fell 3 times just this month!
My butt hurts after landing on them so abruptly and so does my ego :(
Yesterday while crossing the road and eating my mouth-watering ice cream, I slipped and fell. There were quite a number of pedestrians and I could hear their synchronised "aaahhhh". As I fell, I even kicked off one lady's sandals. At least my previous $2.80 ice cream was still in tact. My colleague was stunned and she tried to help me up. In the end, I asked her to hold my ice cream instead. Did I mention that Priscilla Tan was there as well? This woman, she was laughing at my misfortune and not helping me! What a friend!
Another day, I went to gym with shirls and we were running on the track mile. You can hear the consistent sound of our footsteps. As I was running, I became mis-focused and distracted (no.. there isn’t any muscular & gorgeous guy around) I missed my steps and as I was about to fall, I grabbed for the side handles and I tell you...I made so much noise!! From the sound of the consistent footstep to the loud "thumps". I could hear shirls gasped and from the reflection of the window, I could see all the people turning and looking at me.
Then not long ago, in the office I learnt a previous lesson. Never curse your pastor! I was at Shirls and Pris workstations and happily teasing Shirls and threatening to run away with her money. Without my knowledge, the cleaning auntie has "schemingly" placed a pail of the soap water at the corner of their workstation. Still teasing Shirls, I turned quickly and tripped over the pail of water. There was such a loud "bomp" as I kicked on to the pail. It sounded like an earthquake. I ended up sprawling on the floor with the spilled soap water...Everyone just ran out from their workstation and what a sight it must have been!
I fell 3 times just this month!
My butt hurts after landing on them so abruptly and so does my ego :(
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