A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him.

God replied, " A million years to me is just like a single second to you."

The young man asked God what a million dollars was to him.

God replied, " A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to you."

Then the young man got his courage up and asked,
" God, could I have one of your pennies?"

God smiled and replies, " Certainly, just a second."